When I tell people that I'm a writer, the first question they usually ask is...

"What do you write?"

I must admit that I'm tempted to reply "Words" but instead, I smile sweetly and try to explain that I like to write lots of different things. This could be because I get bored really easily but it's also because I have so many ideas.

Of course, whether those ideas are any good or not is another matter. I just wake up with an idea and want to put it into practice while it still feels like the best idea I have ever had in my life.

So, over the course of my long and not always particularly illustrious writing career, I have written newspaper and magazine articles, readers' letters, short stories, poems, children's books, a non-fiction book, verses for greetings cards and jokes.

But has anything I've written ever been published?

Well, you will need to look through the rest of this website to find out.